Translation of what the government is really saying.

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The government uses all types of words and monikers to portray it as if they really care about our freedom and liberty. If you really want to understand what they mean here is the translation.

Are now a message from your government: “There is a new virus in our proud states. More than 99.9 percent of you will survive. Those who realize you’re sick will have mild symptoms and 80 percent of you won’t even know you had it. Even among those who are 90 years old or older, who get this virus, 90 percent will survive. The elderly and unhealthy among us are at greatest risk. But remember our motto, if one elderly sick grandma ever dies, we must all remain enslaved forever. Because of this new virus we have decided to order every citizen to stay indoors until further notice., perhaps for a year or two, until doctor Bill Gates is ready to sell you his vaccines. Effective immediately all businesses, except those we deem essential, are to be closed. The businesses that bribe, uh we mean donate, the most will be allowed to stay open. It is, after all, a free market.  The twelve year government indoctrination centers are to be closed but we urge all young people to continue studying our propaganda at home.  Going to parks and beaches is now prohibited on penalty of arrest and steep fines. If you must go somewhere, be prepared to show your papers please to the police and show what you are doing outside your home. If you have a legitimate approved government reason for being outside, such as working for the government or the mainstream media, your face must be covered. Not as completely covered as women in Saudi Arabia of course,  but you get the idea. Wear masks wherever you go, except in the bank. In which case, take off the mask because the risk of virus transmission is considered better than the risk of the bank’s camera system not seeing your face. Also, you may no longer assemble or gather in groups. You may not get close to people outside your home. Speaking of your home, visits to your home by friends are now prohibited. Armed members of the government will soon be coming to your door to take some random test. If anyone in the house test positive for this completely random test we will kidnap you and put you in the camps. In the future should you wish to travel, shop, or really live at all you will need doctor  Bill Gates mark of the beast. Should you try to live in society and you do not have the mark of the beast you will also be taken to the camps for forced injections and marking. Of course some will disagree with my actions but those who use social media to arrange protests, Facebook will take down your pages. Some scientists will have different opinions. But if anyone places contradictory opinions on YouTube, YouTube will take down those videos and any others that do not adhere to our narrative. Dissenters will be taken to the FEMA re-education camps. Remember we live in a free country with the moniker Land of the Free Home of the Brave. In dire times like this it is important that no one is free and we remain very scared. Dear fellow tax slaves we can fight this invisible enemy and we can win if you all follow these orders. God bless our Idiocracy. And remember, as always, you don’t own yourself we do!  May the odds be with you.”

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